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princesschloepea:

myowntwoshoes:

the—blonde-assassin:

sarcasticmisanthropicvegan:

they were rescued from a testing lab, they’ve never walked on grass before

they look so nervous :(

look at his tail wag in the last gif as he touches grass i caNNOT

(Source: frozensecond, via emotionally-fucked-up)

buriaq:

coolbutcautious:

the only reason i go to school is because i donn’t wanna be an unemployed college drop out. i wanna be an unemployed college graduate 

thats the spirit

(via broken-from-memories)

doncasturbate:

perriescum:

doncasturbate:

Ruin this text post

just add ur selfie

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(via hi)

lordoftheinternet:

that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it

(via broken-from-memories)

twistedsickkkk:

jerkidiot:

can you guys just make me famous so i don’t have to do well in school anymore

pls

(via pizzahemmings)

kanyewesticle:

i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch

(Source: kanyewesticle, via pizzahemmings)

(Source: heartbreakirwin, via pizzahemmings)

rupindeer:

I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people

(via pizzahemmings)

neonxwhales:

mediclopedia:

Some of the ways our organs communicate with each other… This is scientifically correct.

(Source: kickstarter.com, via nothing-but-empty-thoughts)

groovyviewbie:

flightlessbird-americananchor:

saucegay-uchyeehaw:

crosspin:

seblaine:

circletines:

IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT

WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES

what in god’s name is a knob

cause

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what is going on in this post

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Funnily enough the banana is an accurate representation of a knob 

(Source: stephenhawqueen, via pizzahemmings)